Monday, September 14, 2009

THE BOOK!

THIS IS A BOOK. I'm not finished writing it yet. You'll see an entry that I was asking for a name for it. But just to tell you, it's not done. But ENJOY!


One dull, like always, day—well, so A thought—E and A were going to have a sleepover. Oh and man being an author is a hard job. I can’t think of anything. Ok, back to the story, I’ve only done one sentence. The sleepover was going to be at E’s house. Apacked everything she needed and hopped in the car while her dad was....oh, I forgot to mention, A and E were both nine years old. Now back to the story. While A’s dad was driving, she thought she saw something twinkle from the corner of her eye. Could it be a fairy? No.

She said, “I thought I just...”

“What?” her dad said.

“Nevermind.”

When they got there, A jumped out of the car, running to E. Then A thought, “Was it that spark thing again?” And then it disappeared.

She looked away, but unfortunately, she saw through the window a pudgy man in front of a TV eating potato chips. “Gross,” she said and looked away. Later, E and A played in E’s bedroom. Then her mom said, “Bedtimmmmme.” “Aw,” they both said. They brushed their teeth, got their pj’s on, got a flashlight, and went in bed. When E’s mom went to sleep, E quickly turned on the flashlight and said, “Let’s tell secrets.” And so they did.

Finally...A told E about the sparkly thing. “Hey, I saw it too.” Then A said, “That’s strange. I saw it too.” Yawn....I’m getting sleepy writing....zzzzzzz....huh, wha? Sorry, I drifted off. E yawned, “let’s go to bed.”

“Wait,” said A. “Want to explore your house?”

“Sure.”

E and A slowly crept out of her room. “Heheheheheh.” A thought she heard a little laugh. “Hm, where did it come from,” A thought. Who was it? Was it the sparkly thing? But her thoughts were interrupted by E. “Wow! What’s this?” A turned around. E was pointing at a small door with a keyhole.

“E! It’s the exact shape of your key!”

Oh yeah, I forget this key was E’s key. She got it from her aunt days before her aunt’s death. No one knows how. The truth is, they haven’t actually seen her dead or her death. You humans just assume that when someone’s gone for a long time that they’re DEAD. Humans, sheesh. Anyway, let’s get back to the story.

“What!” E said, “this old thing? It’s so rusty how could it come to any use?”

“Yeah, put it in.”

“It’s not going to work. But, sure, since you’re my friend.” E slowly put the delicate key into the keyhole.

Click. “It actually worked!” E and A said. Strangely, the door slid open and there was a narrow passageway. It was just big enough for them; it wasn’t big enough for an adult though.

“You think we should get my parents?” E said.

“No, nooooo, nooo, don’t be a sssissssy.” A was scared herself.

“Hey what’s this thing on the door.” E blew the dust off. The words were strangely written, in the letters of X A H M Z.

NEW!NEW!NEW!NEW!NEW! ..........BOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK

THERE is a new book that Pseudonymous bosch wrote !!!!! yay! Well, I was reading my magazine and I finished it so I turned it over and stopped reading. I saw in little letters a new book by pseudonymous bosch!!!!!! I am so happy! If you want to know more about bosch look at my other entries about him ! bye! P.S hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

bob the monkey

Hello and welcome to the bookstore show, with are first contestant..................AH!!!!!!! are viewers have some questions for her. 1. what is the best bookstore? well i'd have to say um .........Barnes and nobles. they have a excellent variety of books they always have what i'm looking for. 2.what is the worst book store ? definitely McKay's .Arghhhhh....well you give them books of yours they give you money$ .so good so far .NOT! i sold them 5 books and one was the only in the series they didint have and they gave me 0 dollars and 0 cents for it!they also gave me that much for a choose your own adventure book!so i sold3 books. Argh.............and there variety is horrible (for me)! 3.we are done! created by AH ;.) :.) :.( 8.) p.s NEVER SHOP AT MCKAY"S

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

WARRIORS

Hi AH is back!!!!!! Ok today i will talk about a book that i just read called warriors.There are many books . my favorite is 2: fire and ice. well, the first book is about a cat named rusty who wanders into the woods then he meets a cat who starts wildly jumping on him he manages to fight back! two cats come out of nowhere and they are amazed by his fighting skills they invite him to the clan a clan is like a place where............... im telling you too much you will have to read to find out . bye!!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Series of Unfortunate Events

Hello. I am reading Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snickett. The first book is "The Bad Beginning"; the second book is "The Reptile Room"; the third book is "The Wide Window"; and the fourth book--the one that I'm reading--is called the "Miserable Mill."

I can't get enough of them! Oh, and just a warning: if you don't like stories with death and horrible stuff, with children who haveb miserable lives, and in a quote of Lemony Snickett "if you do not want to read a story of tragedy and sadness, this is your very last chance to put this book down."

So it's not like the BFG, it's not like "James and the Giant Peach," and it's not like "Captain Underpants." But I love it!



Saturday, April 18, 2009

The BFG

the main book I'm reading is........................................The BFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its about a girl named Sophie and one night in the orphanage giant black figure appears and a humongous hand and grabbed her out of her bed.He (or she) carries Sophie to a cave rolls back the stone and goes in.He(or she again)drops Sophie.she shivers in fear than she asks will you eat me.the giant b tells her hes a friendly giant unlike the other giants who eat humans.they go on a magical adventure to save people!!!!

AH's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.Its me AH I Have not written on my blog since October!!!!!!!Well that stinks so today instead of writing about someone Else's book i'll write about mine!!!!!(me moi myself oh you get the point)My book is named .......... wait my book doesn't have a name.My book is about two girls named Emma and Emily.One day, they had a sleepover but while Emily was riding in the car coming to Emma's house, she saw a tiny little spark. When she was at Emma's house, she sees it again. In the middle of the night they go up to the attic and find a key and a secret door--oops i told you too much! love ah p.s. please help me find a title for my book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!