Friday, April 30, 2010
New!!!!!!
Monday, September 14, 2009
THE BOOK!
One dull, like always, day—well, so A thought—E and A were going to have a sleepover. Oh and man being an author is a hard job. I can’t think of anything. Ok, back to the story, I’ve only done one sentence. The sleepover was going to be at E’s house. Apacked everything she needed and hopped in the car while her dad was....oh, I forgot to mention, A and E were both nine years old. Now back to the story. While A’s dad was driving, she thought she saw something twinkle from the corner of her eye. Could it be a fairy? No.
She said, “I thought I just...”
“What?” her dad said.
“Nevermind.”
When they got there, A jumped out of the car, running to E. Then A thought, “Was it that spark thing again?” And then it disappeared.
She looked away, but unfortunately, she saw through the window a pudgy man in front of a TV eating potato chips. “Gross,” she said and looked away. Later, E and A played in E’s bedroom. Then her mom said, “Bedtimmmmme.” “Aw,” they both said. They brushed their teeth, got their pj’s on, got a flashlight, and went in bed. When E’s mom went to sleep, E quickly turned on the flashlight and said, “Let’s tell secrets.” And so they did.
Finally...A told E about the sparkly thing. “Hey, I saw it too.” Then A said, “That’s strange. I saw it too.” Yawn....I’m getting sleepy writing....zzzzzzz....huh, wha? Sorry, I drifted off. E yawned, “let’s go to bed.”
“Wait,” said A. “Want to explore your house?”
“Sure.”
E and A slowly crept out of her room. “Heheheheheh.” A thought she heard a little laugh. “Hm, where did it come from,” A thought. Who was it? Was it the sparkly thing? But her thoughts were interrupted by E. “Wow! What’s this?” A turned around. E was pointing at a small door with a keyhole.
“E! It’s the exact shape of your key!”
Oh yeah, I forget this key was E’s key. She got it from her aunt days before her aunt’s death. No one knows how. The truth is, they haven’t actually seen her dead or her death. You humans just assume that when someone’s gone for a long time that they’re DEAD. Humans, sheesh. Anyway, let’s get back to the story.
“What!” E said, “this old thing? It’s so rusty how could it come to any use?”
“Yeah, put it in.”
“It’s not going to work. But, sure, since you’re my friend.” E slowly put the delicate key into the keyhole.
Click. “It actually worked!” E and A said. Strangely, the door slid open and there was a narrow passageway. It was just big enough for them; it wasn’t big enough for an adult though.
“You think we should get my parents?” E said.
“No, nooooo, nooo, don’t be a sssissssy.” A was scared herself.
“Hey what’s this thing on the door.” E blew the dust off. The words were strangely written, in the letters of X A H M Z.
NEW!NEW!NEW!NEW!NEW! ..........BOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK
Sunday, August 30, 2009
bob the monkey
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
WARRIORS
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Series of Unfortunate Events
I can't get enough of them! Oh, and just a warning: if you don't like stories with death and horrible stuff, with children who haveb miserable lives, and in a quote of Lemony Snickett "if you do not want to read a story of tragedy and sadness, this is your very last chance to put this book down."
So it's not like the BFG, it's not like "James and the Giant Peach," and it's not like "Captain Underpants." But I love it!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
The BFG
AH's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sherlock Files book report
That was just a short thing about my Book Claw. Now to get to the real point. My book is called the SHERLOCK FILES: THE 100-YEAR-OLD SECRET. It is written by Tracy Barrett. She is my friend. The book is about two kids named Xena and Xander.*
This is where it takes place: On Friday, in England, by the hotel. They were playing the game that their Great great great great great great great grandfather Sherlock Holmes (but they do not know that) played. The game is that you try to guess what people's jobs are just by looking at them. When they were playing that game on Friday, a short old man gave them a piece of paper and hurried away. This is what it said: "Go to the Dancing Men and ask for a saucer of milk for your snake, then all will be revealed."
The children figure out that it is a test, and they pass it. Then they find out that they are Sherlock Holmes' ancestors. So they get a casebook with all of the unfinished mysteries of their grandfather, Sherlock Holmes. They come across one about a painting. They try to figure out the mystery about the missing painting. Now if you want to know if they find it out or not, you will have to read the book.
My opinion of this book is that is was great! It sort of unraveled slowly. It has all sorts of twists and turns. You should read this.
The end. Your book buddy, AH
*Yes, I know they sound weird. I'm not a really big fan of their names.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
bone
Hi.Its me AH.Sorry I have not posted since sep.25.sssssssssssssoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The newest book I've read is BONE, a comic about a guy named bone who gets kicked out of town with his two cousins (smiley bone and phoney bone) into a desert.That's all I will tell you. bye.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, IT'S TOO LATE
I just emailed Pseudonymous Bosch and I told him that maybe sometime soon I could interview him. His new book isn't coming out for a few months, but I have it. Because I went to that book fair in California.
THE NEW BOOK IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll blog on it a little bit everday. It's really secret, so I can't tell you anymore. But I'll give you a little blog everyday. Remember? You signed my book. Tomorrow, I'll show everyone what you wrote. It was sooo cool.
Pseudonymous Bosch, if you're listening, email me!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH
Hi. It's AH! I've been gone because I just came home from a very very long vacation. I went to Myrtle Beach and I didn't bring a computer there, so I couldn't write stuff on my blog.
Well...the newest book I've read so far would probably be THE NAME OF THIS BOOK IS SECRET. It is a great story by PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH. It's about these two kids named Max Ernest and Cass. They try to save a boy named Benjamin Blake from the midnight spa. In the spa, there are two evil people named Dr. L. and Miss Mauvais (I pronounce Moffis--my mom pronounces it Mo-vay, she says it's a French word for BAD!)
I'm reading the next book, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, IT'S TOO LATE. It's not out yet. My mom went to that big book fair that I talked about earlier. I'm on page
198. It's part called "The Legend of Cabbage Face."
I hope Pseudonymous Bosch is reading this. Pseudonymous Bosch, if you are reading this, Xxxx, Xxxxxx, Xxxxx!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH
Hello Booklovers! I just read a cool book named JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH. It was about a little boy who had a miserable life with his Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker. He had to stay at his two aunt's house. Then an old man gave James some green things about the size of a grain rice. He says that if he eats them he won't have such a miserable life. And whatever thing it sees first gets to have a wonderful life. Then he's so happy that he runs to his house. He's running to his house when he trips over the peach root and the great stuff drops. But when he trips over the peach tree root the bugs eat them and they grow about the size of dog. And they live inside the peach. The peach grows about to the size of a gigantic bomb and the insects live inside of it. And then James sees a little passageway inside of the peach. He sees a centipede, a ladybug, a glow worm, a preying mantis, an earthworm, a spider, and a silk worm. They go on marvelous adventures.
The reason why I like this book is because they travel so many places and there are these people called Cloud Men and it shows you how they make weather.
That's all Book Buddies!
Monday, June 9, 2008
AH reads AUGIE DOGGIE and LOOPY DE LOOP
That's all folks!